"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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