I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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