That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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