I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
