she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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