brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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