Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I will pee on everything he values.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We need to get me chipped asap
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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