I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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