She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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