Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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