thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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