tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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