Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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