Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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