i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
