I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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