We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
A bitchslap is in order.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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