Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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