I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He did a backflip because drugs
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
