time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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