If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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