My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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