"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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