It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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