I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
do nipples grow back?
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