And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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