I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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