Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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