I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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