Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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