Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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