spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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