i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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