great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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