You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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