He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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