i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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