My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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