Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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