I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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