CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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