...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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