Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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