That's intense
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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