So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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