My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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