Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This is not my ceiling
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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