I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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