spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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