yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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