oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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