That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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